Everything is changing
You're looking for the cure
And you feel like you're the loneliest girl in the world
Trouble in your head now
Don't know what to do
Seems like up is down and red is blue

Red is blue
Red is blue

Remember when we started
Days when all was fun
All that we could make when life was young
Now you're getting older
Nothing feels the same
You can't even make sense of your own name

Because red is blue
(Doesn't make much sense)
But red is blue
(Messing with your head now)
Red is blue

Oohh
Oohh

In your heart
There's a room where you lock away
All the times and the things that she said
And now red is blue
What was near is far now
Red is blue
Like a fallen star
And red is blue

Oohh
Oohh

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And when you're on the mountain, you got no guarantees
That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please.
When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared
That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!

(goat yodelling)

I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.

I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.

Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!

Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!

(goat yodelling and more)

Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared,
It's rumblin' like a mountain lion - I must say that I'm scared,
And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream,
But since I'm only singin', I'll just yodel 'til we're creamed!

(goat yodelling...)

Baaaaa!

(thanks to Shiori, Pittsburgh) add more info

take me out of the woods great big world you know I'm wanting for youuuuu you know I'm wanting for youuuu

they tell me goodies make the woods go round
and every day they fix the tea to wash 'em down
you know if you spin your wheels everything's ok
there's a girl who's been on my mind
she was never one who ever cared to color in the lines ohh
did you know that this girl looks alot like me
ohh

take me out of the woods great big world you know i'm wanting for youuuu you know i'm wanting for youuu wanting for youuu wanting for youuuuuuuuuuuu. (thanks to Princess, Connecticut) add more info

RUNAWAY

1-2 Lookin' for you
Ready or not, here I come
Don't you run away (Runaway)
A-B See I can read
And the sign up ahead said, ?Son, you're the one to??

3-4 Knock on the door
Open up, where you is?
Got a runaway (Runaway)
D-E The efficacy
Of me on you didn't play
So you ran away

Now I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

5-6 I'm in a fix
With a huff and a puff of my chest
I blew it, I knew it
G-H  I can assuage
All along I was wrong ? We're alive and it's five to?

7 or 8 Wanna donate the straight
If the birds and the bees had knees, you would be these
J, K it's elementary
Dear Watson with yo' hots on display
?Til you ran away   

And I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

O-P Cutie, fresh and fruity
R-S-T You runaway beauty
V I could double you, two times the cooties
Still my ex, why... Xerox your booty

9-10 Do it again
Ready or not, when I came
But you ran away (Runaway)
26 letters, I'm a known alpha-bettor
But you better not bet on the bay
She's a runaway

Still I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

Repeat Chorus 

When you're hoppin' on down the bunny trail, the critters all seem to look down.
You're fuzzy and small your ears are too tall and goodies make the woods go round.

Now I'm not a pig, but you gotta think big when your competing with the girl in the hood
So you won't be a fan of my evil plan, but I'm gonna be top of the woods.

When your only desire is to dominate the land of the wolves and the squirrels,
you've got to think with a open mind and learn to detest little girls.
And everyone knows at the end of a show the villain puts his plan into words...
except there won't be a rescue before the credits roll cause I'm gonna be top of the woods.

Now the kids will be packed with my boingo snacks and construction begins in a day.
And all the bears will be ruled by their hair as I maniacally plot from my evil lair.

[Laughing]

[whistling]

[music...]

When you've pulled all the wool over everyones eyes, they're bound to be a liitle upset.
What I'm sending to town should quiet 'em down and then I'll start to get some respect.

At the end of the day once I've blown 'em away I'll oppress 'em like a dictator should
O you won't be disrespecting this bunny no more cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
O you won't be disrespecting this bunny no more cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
I said you won't be disrespecting this bunny rabbit now cause I'm gonna be top of the woods

Oh yeah

I said I'm gonna be top of the woods

Let's bring it on home!

I said I'm gonna beeeee top of the woods

You've been hoodwinked baby!!
Ohhh yeahhh!

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Buckle up for the granny with the bling
She don't need bling bling, she got a set of wings
From all the fame and the pain that she brings
Neck in neck, you know she gets respect
She's like a special effect, with every record she wrecks
You think you see Aunt Bea, but you get Mr.T
Underneath the beehive, is a new Bruce Lee
I count to three before you see a ball of 4 foot 3
With the money for nothing and the tricks for free
Seventy-five and alive, and a hardcore bitty
Still makin' halfpipe hand plants look pretty
And the woody with the goodies for the Jacks and Jills
More power to the Granny with the SKILL

Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris

Buckle up
Buckle up, buckle up

Strapped in a helmet not a bonnet
The only bridge that she playin' got a bungee cord on it
Takin' home the trophie, if you doubt
Skateshops give props with a senior discount
Cookies 'n' cakes are done, and then she gotta run
Breakin' in a board, then she's second to none
Chokin' your throat, from the smoke of her petty coat
The granny is good to go

She is the G, she is The Real G
Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
Betty Crockin' fresh poppin' all across the land
Buckle up for the granny with the plan.

Buckle up
Buckle up, buckle up

The hanky in her purse, the hanky in her purse
The hanky in the purse, is for waving to the worst
That she leaves behind, at the finish line
When I see her all I wish is that granny was mine

It's a G, here comes The Real G
Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
Macramein', crochetin' all across the land,
Buckle up for the granny with the plan
Here comes the G, here comes a Real G
Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B...
Here come the G, here come The Real G
She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
Needlepointin' double jointin' all across the land
BUCKLE UP FOR THE GRANNY WITH THE PLAN

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(yodeling)

Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick

"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your lederhosen!"

(yodeling)

Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"

(clapping/instrumental)

"To sing on stage has been my dream;
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunyan cream;
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man;
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick;
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"

"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)

(yodeling/cheers)

Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"

(yodeling)

(thanks to Chris, New Jersey, USA) add more info

I been knocked down so many times
Counted out 6, 7, 8, 9
Written off like some bad deal
If youre breathing you know how it feels
Call it karma, call it luck
Me, I just dont give a

[chorus:]
Bounce, bounce nothings gonna keep me down
Bounce, bounce stand up, shout it out
Bounce, bounce I play hard, I play to win
Count me out, count me in
Ill be bouncing back again

This aint no game; I play it hard
Kicked around, cut, stitched and scarred
Ill take the hit but not the fall
I know no fear, still standing tall
You can call it karma, call it luck
Me, I just dont give a

[chorus:]
Bounce, bounce nothings gonna keep me down
Bounce, bounce stand up, shout it out
Bounce, bounce I play hard, I play to win
Count me out, count me in
Ill be bouncing back again

Bounce!

[guitar solo]

Bring it on, I like it rough
In your face, I call your bluff
It aint karma, it aint luck
Me, I just dont give a

[chorus:]
Bounce, bounce nothings gonna keep me down
Bounce, bounce stand up, shout it out
Bounce, bounce I play hard, I play to win
Count me out, count me in
Ill be bouncing back again

Bounce, bounce
Nothings gonna keep me down
Bounce, bounce stand up, shout it out
Bounce, bounce I play hard, I play to win
Count me out, count me in
Ill be bouncing back again

Living like a Bandit
Goodies run the planet
Now the fuzzy man left you empty-handed
A battle rages up in these pages
Tearing up the story that you heard through the ages
No bars or cages
He rearranges every little cookie that you left home on the ranges
The little book you read in diapers' getting changes
Too bad the lies in disguise are contagious
Low on the gages 
Locking down the shops
When the bunny drops and hops you better call the cops
Far and near, everybody got to fear the ear
With the quickness to flip you on your rear
Little dear, take your red hood gear and clear
You got a smack-down coming this year?

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

Up in a cave lair
This hare can scare a bear
From everywhere that you're running singing ?Be prepared?
Taking every chocolate chip and double dip éclair 
Double dare and he'll kick you in the derriere
Kicking low, so grab your afro
You in the Boingo show
He got the high pro glow 
Top notch, legendary like a Sasquatch
So hot you got to stop and watch
Now you running and gunning 
A little bunny got you done in
Pass the muffin, you're taking what we shove in

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE when the Bandit makes a move
A paw in your pocket, now you know the truth
Just BOUNCE cause you're living in a lie
He's taking every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

They say that goodies make the world go round
But a rabbit with a habit to grab it
Has got a new sound
A high roller with a cottontail 
It's a rotten tale
Should he rot in jail?
Don't trip, he's equipped to crime commit 
He put the Boingosnax on his back and then split
The buzzy yum of the Boingonium in your tum 
Has got you crumb dumb in your cranium 
Taking the gold from kings and queens
He's living the dream, all American dream
On the scene with the ski team reining supreme
His oppression obsession is obscene 
Chief Grizzly in a tizzy called an A-P-B 
Now they're looking for a schnitzel and an A-T-V
Back chilling like a villain and he's bringing the fight
Got a demolition mission and dy-no-mite 
Tick tock on the clock
Tell Granny to run
From a fuzzy-wuzzy, cute, pink Attila the Hun

BOUNCE to the rhythm of the (4x) Roll
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)
BOUNCE to the bunny selling tricks for treats!

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE when the Bandit makes a move
A paw in your pocket, now you know the truth
Just BOUNCE cause you're living in a lie
He's taking every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

Just BOUNCE!

I live in the woods, where nothing's as it seems
Beneath the stars one night I met the woodchick of my dreams

She's always biding and my heart cuts like a tree
Nothing but splinters, those theeth is sharper than they seems 

Critters have feelings, well critters have feelings
critters have feelings too, critters have feelings
oh critters have feelings, what's a critter gonna do

I live on a leef and I crawl cause she makes me
last week she spraded wings and this butterlfy did fly
fly away seeing of the people maybe I should do the same, a 
X-caterpillar

Critters have feelings, well critters have feelings
critters have feelings too, critters have feelings
oh critters have feelings, what's a critter done to you

What's a critter done to you, 47 years ago the put a spell on me
a spell where when I talking I'm singing with glee

Critters have feelings, well critters have feelings
critters have feelings too, well critters have feelings too
critters have feelings, oh critters have feelings
what's a critter gonna do, well what's a critter gonna do
critters have feeling, and I could borrow and I could swing

I live in the woods
Where nothing's as it seems
Beneath the stars one night
I met the woodchuck of my dreams
She's always biting
And my heart cuts like a tree
Nothing but splinters
Those teeth are sharper than they seem

(Critters have feelings)
Well critters have feelings
(Critters have feelings too)
(Critters have feelings)
Oh critters have feelings
(What's a critter gonna do)

I live on a leaf
And I crawl cause she makes me
Last week she sprouted wings
And this butterfly did fly fly away
Seeing other people
Maybe I should do the same
An ex-caterpillar
Her wings grew bigger then I dreamed

(Critters have feelings)
Well critters have feelings
(Critters have feelings too)
Well, critters have feelings too
(Critters have feelings)
Oh critters have feelings
(What's this critter done to you)

What's this critter done to you
Thirty seven years ago
She put a spell on me
A spell where when I talking
I'm singing with glee

(Critters have feelings)
Well critters have feelings
(Critters have feelings too)
Well critters have feelings too
(Critters have feelings)
Oh critters have feelings
(What's a critter gonna do)

Well what's this critter gonna do
(Critters have feelings)
And I could burrow and I could swing
(Critters have feelings too)
But this forest don't mean a thing
(Critters have feelings)
...Without you now

And animals have feelings
(What's this critter done to you)
Animals have feelings
(Critters have feelings)
Critters have feelings oh whoa
(Critters have feelings too)

You know critters have feelings
what's a critter gonna do

you can take the critter 
outta the tree
but you cant take the tree 
outta the tree critters needs
im a tree critter...

Tree Critter Lyrics

Buck teeth and bark in my claws
I'm a tree critter
Sticks and stones are my bread and bones
I'm a tree critter

I skipper and slither, yeah
My mother is nature,

Cause I'm a tree critter! (tree critter)
Heh, heh, heh, I'm a tree critter

Please be my neighbor, or leave my [neighbor]hood
I'm a tree critter!
Take Maple acorn, like a tree critter should
I'm a tree critter

We store for the winter, yeah
We're chaulk full of splinters

Cause I'm a tree critter!


[music change]

Maybe tree critter life, just isn't for me
Should I pack up my acrons, and move to the city
sit in the bored room, the caverns of concrete
and lie, lie, lie... to myself.

[music change back]

You can take the critter out of the tree
But you can't take the tree out of the tree critters needs!
Now this critters got to run with the birds and the bees
I'm a brother to the otters and a home to the fleas! YEAH!

I'm a tree critter
I'm a tree critter
I'm a tree critter
I'm a tree critter (out of this world)
I'm a tree critter (friends in this world)
I'm a tree critter (I'm out of my mind)
I'm a tree critter (critters untite!)

1-2 Looking for you
Ready or not, here I come
Don't you run away
A-B See I can read
And the sign up ahead said
?Son, you're the one to??
3-4 knock on the door
Open up, where you is?
Got a runaway
D-E the efficacy
Of me on you didn't play
So you ran away

Now I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day?
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

5-6 I'm in a fix
With a huff and a puff of my chest
I blew it, I knew it
G-H I can assuage
All along I was wrong ? we're alive and it's five to?
7 or 8 Wanna donate the straight
If the birds and the bees had knees, you would be these
J, K It's elementary
Dear Watson with your hots on display
Till you ran away

And I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day?
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

O-P Cutie, fresh and fruity
R-S-T You runaway beauty
V I could double you, two times the cooties
Still my ex, why Xerox your booty 
9-10 Do it again
Ready or not, when I came
But you ran away
26 letters, I'm a known alpha-bettor
But you better not bet on the bay
She's a runaway

Still I don't know if I should find you
Should you find a better day?
All I know is what's behind you
You see me come and run away

Living like a Bandit
Goodies run the planet
Now the fuzzy man left you empty-handed
A battle rages up in these pages
Tearing up the story that you heard through the ages
No bars or cages
He rearranges every little cookie that you left home on the ranges
The little book you read in diapers' getting changes
Too bad the lies in disguise are contagious
Low on the gages
Locking down the shops
When the bunny drops and hops you better call the cops
Far and near, everybody got to fear the ear
With the quickness to flip you on your rear
Little dear, take your red hood gear and clear
You got a smack-down coming this year?

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

Up in a cave lair
This hare can scare a bear
From everywhere that you're running singing ?Be prepared?
Taking every chocolate chip and double dip éclair
Double dare and he'll kick you in the derriere
Kicking low, so grab your afro
You in the Boingo show
He got the high pro glow
Top notch, legendary like a Sasquatch
So hot you got to stop and watch
Now you running and gunning
A little bunny got you done in
Pass the muffin, you're taking what we shove in

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE when the Bandit makes a move
A paw in your pocket, now you know the truth
Just BOUNCE cause you're living in a lie
He's taking every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

They say that goodies make the world go round
But a rabbit with a habit to grab it
Has got a new sound
A high roller with a cottontail
It's a rotten tale
Should he rot in jail?
Don't trip, he's equipped to crime commit
He put the Boingosnax on his back and then split
The buzzy yum of the Boingonium in your tum
Has got you crumb dumb in your cranium
Taking the gold from kings and queens
He's living the dream, all American dream
On the scene with the ski team reining supreme
His oppression obsession is obscene 
Chief Grizzly in a tizzy called an A-P-B
Now they're looking for a schnitzel and an A-T-V
Back chilling like a villain and he's bringing the fight
Got a demolition mission and dy-no-mite
Tick tock on the clock
Tell Granny to run
From a fuzzy-wuzzy, cute, pink Attila the Hun

BOUNCE to the rhythm of the (4x) Roll
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)
BOUNCE to the bunny selling tricks for treats!

You better BOUNCE when the Bandit's on the loose
Robbing every Muffin Man and Mother Goose
You better BOUNCE when the Bandit makes a move
A paw in your pocket, now you know the truth
Just BOUNCE cause you're living in a lie
He's taking every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better BOUNCE to the rhythm of the roll
You been Hoodwinked by the bunny running the show
Just BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat
BOUNCE to the rhythm of the Boingo beat (3x)

Just BOUNCE!